Archive for January, 2008

Stupidity repeated

January 30, 2008

Upon discussing message disconnect: “what you try to convey and believe has been understood has nothing to do with what your interlocutor hears or understands” a friend pointed me to an incredibly silly but I am guessing therapeutic for the burned-out employees website. There I found a funny poster on San Fermín, one of the most ludicrous of the many ludicrous Spanish yearly feasts.

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Note: Tradition is described in Wikipedia as: beliefs or customs taught by one generation to the next, often orally

In case you wonder who this Saint was and why this annual mess in his honour is held, find out more

The Russian Internet

January 29, 2008

The last country report on Internet in Russia was released by the Public Opinion Foundation (FOM) at the end of March 2007. It presents interesting data on number of people online, by regions, in this massive country. By Winter 2006-2007 it seems 28 million Russians were online every month. At that time that was about 25% of the population, versus 72% in Australia or 53% in Spain for the same period.

See below how the Russian 6 month audience of Internet users in the Winter 2006-2007 was split per regions.

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More information in the research where this map came from

Outsourced teleselling spoof supreme

January 24, 2008

Best telesales spoof I have seen in ages. Virality at it’s best ;-)

I spent a few hours this morning in Bakırköy at a TTNet distributors’ office trying to get my home online… but this is so much better!

If you’re in Turkey you cannot see this now (update made on 26/03/2008) because Youtube is banned ;-)

The advertising dollar dance (worse than ADD)

January 24, 2008

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A great guy by the name of Peter Würtenberger, who happens to be the CEO of Axel Springer’s Die Welt as well as Berliner Morgenpost (and who before managed Yahoo! Germany), presented some very interesting numbers the other day in Istanbul at the Dogan Yayin Holding Forum 2008.

As I mentioned in a previous post on online ad spend a few days ago, the loss of newspapers to Internet is the most significant and painstaking one around. I mean, really, in the period 2004 - 2007 loss is at an annual 890$ million in the US from printed newspapers to advertising dollars spent online.

My question is, is this loss to other-than-newspaper online resources or does it also include gain (that’s what I call negative gain ;-) in online newspaper bottom-lines…?

In any case, here’s a very interesting (public) presentation on how they at Mr. Würtenberger’s company go about dealing with this issue.

Source: eMarketer/Citigroup Investment Research

Marching orders for your company

January 21, 2008

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The balanced scorecard is a strategic planning and management system used(*) to align business activities to the vision and strategy of the organization, improve internal and external communications and monitor organization performance against strategic goals.

The balanced scorecard suggests we view 4 critical perspectives of our business:

Learning & growth: includes training, learning, corporate culture and attitudes, self growth. Individuals are the main repository of knowledge of an organisation and the critical resource. Communication among workers is key, as is avoiding brain drain.

Business process: Metrics based on internal business processes allow management to monitor how well the business is running and wether it’s products/services are well accepted by clients.

Customer: Indicators on customer satisfaction and tools to improve and monitor customer relations are critical

Financial: Timely and accurate financial data is still a key to manage the business. Data should be centralised and of fast and easy access, but financial data should not be the only indicator, thus the original intention of the word “balanced”.

It was ideated and first detailed by Robert Kaplan and David Norton. Image courtesy of Metrus
(*) Used in business and industry, government, and non-profits worldwide

The first televised Christmas broadcast, 1957

January 18, 2008

Watch the first televised Christmas broadcast of the Queen of England. The Queen could be speaking at a Web 2.0 event and all she is saying would stand truth ;-) Do not miss this broadcast.

This video cannot be embedded by the poster’s request, so click on the link to see it in its original location.

Who takes it all in online ad spend

January 18, 2008

A couple of days ago I posted a recent forecast of online advertising. Here come a couple of interesting details to that information. How social networks and videos fare in this growth.

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Social networks have a healthy 1,560 $M of that market, with a 70% growth year on year. 

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Video, on the other hand, has 1,350$M but growth a bit faster, 77% versus 2007.

Source: eMarketer.com

Pouring champagne stars

January 16, 2008

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Tom Waits was a big part of my musical adolescence. He was there during my various boarding school experiences, he was there when I graduated from NYU’s College of Arts & Science, he was there when I started the Non-Profit section of a Spanish local paper… I have always been a great fan of Jim Jarmusch and of course, he was there with him all the way.

Some of my favourite songs are Tom Traubert’s Blues from the 1976 album Small Change (also in the 1987 collection The Asylum Years); the somewhat novel You Can Never Hold Back Spring from the 2006 tr-anthology Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards. (Yes, Brawlers twice ;-); and Please Call Me Baby from The Heart of Saturday Night album (1974).

I want to share the lyrics of a great Tom Waits song I just recovered form the trunk of remembrance, Drunk on The Moon, from The Heart of Saturday Night. Hope you may enjoy this 1976 soundstage video and the lyrics as much as I.

Tight-slacked clad girls on the graveyard shift
‘Neath the cement stroll
Catch the midnight drift
Cigar chewing charlie
In that newspaper nest
grifting hot horse tips
On who’s running the best

And I’m blinded by the neon
Don’t try and change my tune
‘Cause I thought I heard a saxophone
I’m drunk on the moon

And the moon’s a silver slipper
It’s pouring champagne stars
Broadway’s like a serpent
Pulling shiny top-down cars
Laramer is teeming
With that undulating beat
And some Bonneville is screaming
It’s way wilder down the street

Hearts flutter and race
The moon’s on the wane
Tarts mutter their dream hopes
The night will ordain
Come schemers and dancers
Cherry delight
As a Cleveland-bound Greyhound
And it cuts through the night

And I’ve hawked all my yesterdays
Don’t try and change my tune
‘Cause I thought I heard a saxophone
I’m drunk on the moon

In the image Tom Waits as Zack (with John Lurie) in Jim Jarmusch’s 1986 Down by Law

A forecast of online advertising

January 14, 2008

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Online advertising spending is prognosed to be 9,3% of the total advertising market in 2008. That’s a nice growth from 2007, where the number was 7,4%. This data is for the US market and we’re talking about $27,5 billion in 2008. 

Source: eMarketer

On the downside, we were informed today by a German publisher that it is estimated that newspapers lost an annual 890$B in the past 3 years to online advertising…

I hate absence of contrast: bit and the free sheet

January 11, 2008

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There is Pamela Anderson and then there is Pelle Anderson. He’s one of the ideators behind the Metro newspaper concept. He argues that the most off-putting thing in a newspaper is “boring photos and articles”. It’s not so much about format, design and layout, if the content sucks, you’re toast. I agree.

Then he goes into some digression in an interview on News & Tech about some elements which I consider critical not just for daily press, but also for classifieds. He argues that “there are two prevailing cultures in the daily newspaper sector: that of the major population centers and that of rural areas. City culture is the same the world over”, he states.

As a matter of fact, he is not mistaken: the concerns of metropolitans worldwide are similar and the free sheet is a tribute to this. In this light, geographical identification becomes a unifying thread in product design. But it gets more sexy when you touch classifieds. Dailies and printed sheets could never manage to suit the needs of each district in a metropolis: they cannot afford the cost structure. But hyper local classifieds can… online.

My dream was, when I moved to Paris as when I moved to Istanbul, to use a hyper local environment to tell me things like: who is selling a couch near my new flat; who is a good shiatsu master near my new home; who can deliver fresh produce to this apartment? I need privates offering goods and services and exchanges; I need professional services which I can locate by proximity; I need neighbours like myself to tell me who is the best fromagier in the Poteau market in Montmartre or to tell me who is the best fishmonger in Yesilyurt. And I want all this in one integrated interface.

So, infact, in Anderson’s printed world such micro-targeting will not happen, but in the networked economy it’s a reality. And it bites.

In the photo entrance to my ex-house in Paris, 18eme. Rue du Mont Cenis

Fighting for clicks & the panphobic

January 8, 2008

In my statistics panel I observe wide eyed how, week after week, the Monkey: Journey to the West post in my blog attracts the highest traffic in spite of the fact the show finished months ago. Sure the book is a classic and everyone is interested in Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn, but damn! This is interesting…

So, with this in mind, I start wondering about how trends are created and venture to Google Trends (or the Zeitgeist) for a peep of today’s hot topics. To my surprise, in US trends, I find alongside the infamous bachelor Gary Zerola and Arlington mayor Carmen Kontur the word gymnophobia on today’s 14th position. I veer off topic (as usual) as I am fascinated by phobias.

Gymnophobia is an abnormal and ongoing fear of nudity. Sufferers experience undue anxiety (even though they realize their fear is irrational) of nudity. They worry about seeing others naked or being seen naked, or both.

Other possibly unheard of phobias are:

Ephebophobia: fear of youth
Coulrophobia: fear of clowns
Ergasiophobia: fear of work
Neophobia: fear of newness
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: fear of Friday the 13th ;-)
Panphobia: fear of everything
Taphophobia: fear of being buried alive
Pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
Ablutophobia: fear of washing or bathing
Acarophobia (illustrated): fear of itching or of the insects that cause it

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Thanks In My Opinion (I think this blogger is a collector of trend terms., ie. what I am doing right now ;-)

It seems that the word phobia is most searched in The Philippines by region and in Houston (Texas) by city. Interesting…